Tag: jokes

196 How does the "Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop..." joke work? 2013-01-24T10:39:19.820

132 “GOD is real, unless declared integer.” 2018-04-10T11:11:09.090

72 Why is 7 the most feared number? 2017-01-17T10:43:34.693

58 What's the meaning of bee in hand and beauty in eye? 2016-06-14T14:41:20.020

40 "The first time I met my wife I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves" - Alun Cochrane 2015-08-26T11:12:26.453

40 Can you please explain this joke: "I'm going bananas is what I tell my bananas before I leave the house"? 2019-05-29T15:17:03.203

34 Explanation for a joke about a three-legged dog that walks into a bar 2019-07-24T08:03:05.747

31 Follow me, and your urologist will be buying himself a new yacht 2016-03-11T14:10:20.803

30 How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2015-05-22T09:18:18.263

29 I don't get this joke "Massive Attack On Pentagon Page 14 News", can anybody explain me its meaning? 2015-12-01T05:53:03.687

24 Should "cooking" and "cleaning" be taken literally in "...two men at once. One cooking. One cleaning." 2014-03-05T23:12:32.510

23 What's the pun in "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle.”? 2015-08-26T11:04:03.023

22 What's the hidden joke/meaning behind "Don't drink and park - accidents cause people"? 2019-09-23T08:35:32.847

21 What does this joke mean? 2016-12-29T15:04:31.200

20 Can someone explain this joke about the Primer movie 2017-05-22T12:36:31.900

17 Meaning of "Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. But set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life." 2013-12-19T20:20:33.457

16 When you don't understand a joke right away 2013-02-06T23:15:39.807

16 A joke about owls playing pool 2016-01-25T09:02:40.410

15 Meaning of ""I won't let a flat tire get me down," Tom said, without despair"" 2016-08-07T04:28:33.823

15 What does "Get a damn room!" mean? 2016-09-20T07:48:24.497

14 How long does an owl live? 2017-02-28T19:07:50.257

13 I did a gig in a fertility clinic. I got a standing ovulation 2015-09-02T22:09:33.190

11 That which doesn't kill you 2014-03-14T04:41:01.000

11 What does it mean when the wife in the picture says "I wear the brains in the family."? 2019-01-17T06:12:07.783

9 Jesus had to move back in with his dad at age 33 2015-09-24T17:38:09.597

9 What is the meaning of this famous Groucho Marx joke? 2015-12-30T12:40:01.397

8 Using quotation marks in direct speech 2013-01-28T15:58:59.323

8 the hidden comic effect in one limerick 2015-10-13T11:57:46.197

8 What is the woman trying to say in the following context? 2015-11-27T09:10:53.723

8 Meaning of "keep your worms warm"? 2016-05-04T15:55:13.437

6 Starting a sentence with "would that..." 2014-01-12T05:52:48.623

6 I don't get this cartoon! Pem"broke"? 2016-01-23T17:17:34.047

5 Dispute around the word "snatch" in movie TED 2013-03-22T04:21:45.930

5 What does "DUNKIN DOUGH" mean? 2014-03-29T12:22:25.113

5 “Going to branch left minus” joke 2015-10-17T10:12:35.760

5 Understanding "What in pollination?" meme 2017-02-26T01:05:15.140

5 What is the meaning of Lisa's words? 2017-06-20T02:09:43.387

5 "Roll a 40 down the street" meaning 2017-12-17T21:38:17.650

4 What does the term, "Too soon." mean? 2014-12-11T04:51:50.813

4 You made the cut? 2014-12-19T00:23:10.837

4 Joke about catching a tame rabbit 2015-06-08T20:24:52.773

4 Can someone kindly explain to me the pun in this advert? 2015-11-18T09:42:39.190

4 meaning of "residents of Hare’s Breath, Nebraska" 2015-12-26T03:09:24.190

4 What is a "middle class injury"? 2017-01-13T19:49:09.003

4 What does "go with huge to block" mean? 2017-01-21T18:17:33.430

4 What does "I'm obligated to pick you up. Is seven ok?" mean? 2017-01-28T05:51:51.777

3 What did Gary Delaney say here? 2015-01-15T12:17:49.497

3 Poker night? Bachelor party? 2015-04-18T15:01:36.630

3 How to develop sense of humor/wit as non-native speaker? 2015-04-26T19:35:12.930

3 What's "wheelchair" in a vegetable? 2015-11-25T20:29:09.667

3 Difference between Threat and Menace 2016-01-27T18:03:17.213

3 The meaning of "I could use a good wife!" in this passage 2016-08-10T14:38:22.980

3 Mario 1-up'd joke 2017-01-26T11:19:50.843

3 What is the meaning of Annie's words about the author? 2017-07-07T01:33:03.570

2 What does "life is far too important to ever talk seriously about" mean? 2014-05-03T14:16:40.223

2 What is the different between change and to change? 2014-12-29T02:11:34.883

2 What does "Never do yesterday what should be done tomorrow" mean? 2015-01-01T03:49:06.510

2 “Victorians would have been great on social media. They’d have had their own emojis. Open brackets/close brackets means ‘I’ve got Rickets” 2015-09-02T21:32:07.937

2 Meaning of "I bought some batteries, but they weren't included." 2016-01-12T15:27:25.400

2 What's the joke with a drain cleaner? 2017-01-18T18:53:38.543

2 'Taken' joke on Twitter 2017-01-27T11:56:31.870

2 I don't understand this pun about chickens and math 2017-01-29T01:22:59.843

2 "Tar-jay" not Target 2017-01-31T04:06:34.540

2 Don't understand the Garfield's sketch of Feb 9 2017 2017-02-11T12:09:32.817

2 SNL line about getting a donut 2017-11-03T16:38:02.687

2 sentence meaning "to be wrapped up in oneself" 2017-11-09T16:21:26.660

2 Why does a grasshopper say that an eponymous drink is named 'Norman'? 2017-11-26T08:05:23.480

2 Where is the joke in "prime minister"? 2017-12-10T14:14:26.463

2 What does "a proxy" mean in the context of this statistical joke? 2018-02-01T09:32:03.757

2 "BETA" is Latin for still doesn't work? 2018-03-15T09:28:23.783

2 What does "Your Skeetage may vary" joke(?) work in this comment? 2018-06-11T01:27:03.260

2 Is this "game of words" understandable for the native speakers? 2018-06-15T23:32:11.803

2 Meaning of "a Richard Snary" / "a Given Name" 2018-11-21T21:06:41.743

2 What is the sub-context that enables Taco Bell jokes? 2019-04-16T17:44:21.473

2 What do the phrase "Reeyan's seacrest" and the word "fraggle" mean in a sketch? 2019-04-27T19:20:44.937

2 Explain this joke: "Theoretical physicists will never schedule a meeting on Wednesday because it spoils two weekends" 2019-11-14T18:51:55.110

2 What does "Someone call the burn unit" mean? 2020-01-31T21:43:20.637

2 How is "Wouldn't have been the pig I would have chosen" related in this joke? 2020-04-13T13:48:48.637

1 Explanation of a paragraph about irony 2013-05-16T17:06:44.110

1 I hope he kept the receipt 2014-12-17T11:21:18.000

1 "Do PC screens in Australia scan from bottom to top?" -- explain the humour please 2016-01-12T02:08:23.393

1 A pirate always goes right (R)? 2016-07-23T13:39:47.123

1 Help me understand a joke - "Watch out for that first step. It's a doozy!" 2016-11-21T16:34:10.320

1 Cereal joke on Twitter 2017-02-02T02:17:33.137

1 Why is this one-liner joke by Neal Brennan funny? 2017-02-21T08:46:14.750

1 English joke in the "Dodger's Guide to London" by Terry Pratchett 2017-06-12T09:55:45.823

1 Grammatical mismatch in wordplay-based joke 2018-01-12T12:41:26.447

1 Idiomatic meaning av "Lenny's a survivor" (or similar expression) 2018-12-23T17:01:36.607

1 History is written by the wieners 2019-01-07T07:36:41.793

1 "Then you know who lived here?" "Trigger." 2019-06-30T14:50:49.637

1 "Score monkeys fighting over a premise with fondue forks" 2019-10-24T14:48:21.740

1 How does one understand this joke? 2020-02-20T10:09:50.060

1 Can anyone help explain this "Western Hemisphere brunch banter" in the TV series, The Good Place? 2020-03-12T02:44:54.810

1 What's the meaning of this "updog" joke? 2020-04-03T20:15:54.307

1 What does "breakaway jockstrap" mean? 2020-07-14T09:54:15.217

1 Song: Why are the lyrics, "I'm sorry for the sombrero thing on Cinco de Mayo" funny? 2020-07-20T14:35:31.983

1 Is there any joke exist in Campbell's words? 2020-07-21T12:13:18.597

0 'all the lawyers standing on the shoulders of the butchers to get a better look' 2015-10-12T23:44:05.703

0 Meaning of "I'm just getting to the good part" 2015-11-18T21:03:55.477