I like to learn English.
Great!
I do not really understand the proposal: "Don't hate Monday. Make Monday hate you".
Well, it's not really a 'proposal' or offer. It's a motivational phrase intended to inspire the reader to have a better mood and be more productive.
It will be right or I not correctly think? "Do not hate Monday. Hate the person who created the Monday".
No, you're not thinking about it correctly. 1st, Monday is a name, so it doesn't have an article ("the") unless you're talking about a very specific Monday. 2nd, the ancient astronomer who established the planetary hours is entirely irrelevant. People don't hate Monday as a day of the moon; people hate Monday as the return to the work week and its early wakeup time after the respite of a weekend. It's not Monday that's hateful; it's work itself but, that said, people don't usually want to be unemployed.
"I hate Mondays" is just a bit of self-indulgence (when spoken to yourself) or commiseration (when shared with others) that has become a pat cliché in most of the English-speaking world. So, getting back to the heart of your question:
"Don't hate Monday. Make Monday hate you."
is the kind of thing a fairly clever manager would put up in a bathroom after a continuing education course on business psychology. The idea is to take an unhelpful and counterproductive tendency in the staff and, somehow, shunt it into a more productive direction. In this case, the lazy self-indulgence that "I hate Mondays" might condone is being converted into righteous anger against a personification. The idea is the worker, instead of slacking off, will focus on "defeating" her or his "enemy" Monday by working so hard that it's caught off-guard and worn out.
That's the idea, anyway.
The actual staff will just smirk a bit, finish their slash, and continue on with whatever they were planning on doing already.
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Cute cat. It might also be an oblique reference to the famous American cartoon series "Garfield" by Jim Davis, in which the cat (Garfield) made frequent jokes about "hating Mondays". See for example, this, or this
– Andrew – 2017-07-09T13:06:30.7874@Andrew It definitely is. So, basically, this is someone taking Garfield and making their own motivational fork of it. – Hack-R – 2017-07-09T16:10:58.503
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This joke is similar to Yakov Smirnoff's "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
– Jasper – 2017-07-09T19:20:10.863